Wednesday, 10 December 2014

Raunchy bottom's beautiful Ass!!

Such a dashing ethnic (probably south indian) man!! with that thick hung dick and the beautiful round shaved ass, extremely desirable! Can't control the tongue to go licking and discovering the inner zones of his manly cunt, of his slippery ass hole, the smell of his ass would be enough to arouse and get an instant hard-on!! wish that finger poking inside the ass could have been replaced by my eager to rimm tongue!! 














Cute looking twinky bottom displaying his pinkish brown cock and ass spread out wide....





Friday, 28 November 2014

Disney Dudes' Naked Dicks

(Source : Jejebel)
The Jezebel staff put a lot of thought into this and collectively came up with nudity descriptions of the male characters from Disney's animated feature films—including dick length, girth, tone, veins, pube sitch, etc.—that we felt reflected their personalities. We then passed those specifications on to Gawker Media staff illustrator Tara Jacoby who turned our visions of Disney dicks into actual erotic portraiture. 

Gaston 

Gaston likes to take nude selfies. He has a small dick—very tiny—pube-less and uncut.


The Beast aka Prince Adam

Average-sized, flaccid, uncut dick, but almost covered by his insane amount of long, ungroomed pubes. HUGE bush.

Prince Eric

Nice medium-sized, half erect dick with the foreskin pulled back a little. Pale with a pink head. Medium-sized bush. He's a little bit shy—but in a cute way—on the beach, like in Endless Summer.

Prince Ferdinand

This guy has a basic, flaccid, uncut dick with fairly groomed pubes, which are straight, not curly; smallish balls, kinda close to his body. He's posing by Snow White's wishing well.

Prince Charming

Obviously, the perfect guy has the perfect dick: like eight or nine inches, thick—but not too thick otherwise it's painful—rock hard with a nice throbbing vein. He's groomed perfectly in a way that's considerate of lovers without being too gay porn-y about it. He's standing in front of the fireplace that Cinderella no longer has to rake, arm draped over the mantle.

Li Shang

As a military man, he has very precise pubes. Also, he looks kind of 'roids-y so his balls are like two marbles. His flaccid dick hangs over his balls like a long nose. He's hanging out—literally — by of one of his tents at training camp.

Prince Philip

He's got a thin dick that's average-to-below-average in length, It's pretty hard with light skin, but then dark pink up top. He's posing on Sleeping Beauty's bed. (She's not in it. She's awake somewhere.) He also has thin pubes that are wispy, long and light colored, but they don't hide much.

Aladdin

His baggy pants have allowed his testicles to grow without constraint, so he has big, huge, droopy balls. He's limp because, like a magic lamp, you have to rub it to get it to do anything. This one's a grower, not a show-er.

John Smith

Smith has a huge dick—HUGE—like, too much dick. He's circumcised because he's American; he's ungroomed because he's a woodsman. The carpet does not match the curtains. He's posing next to a tree—wearing boots and nothing else—at night beneath the blue corn moon.

Prince Naveen

He has a very long dick that's uncut. His pubes are curly and friendly. He's wearing only a mardi gras mask.

Flynn

This dick has personality—a little sass and a curve. It's fleshy with one big vein; hard and up on his belly. His pubes are short and look kind of like his goatee. He's tied down to the bed with Rapunzel's hair.

Kristoff

He has blond pubes and big, full, round, firm balls. His dick is on the shorter side, but really super thick—like a Coke can—even when flaccid. He hangs out with the trolls when he's nude.

Prince Hans of the Southern Isles

He's not a straight shooter, and his dick reflects that. It's super curved—like, it curves up and to the side. He has trimmed pubes. He takes dick pics from the bottom up to make it look bigger than it is.


Illustrations by Tara Jacoby