POLICE WAALE KE SAATH MAJAA...
baat us samay ki hai jab mai lucknow apne dost ki shadi me gaya tha...mera dost lucknow me ek chote se gaao me rehta tha..bus pe puri din sawari karne ke baad mai der raat uske gaao pahucha..bus se utar kar mai main road me pahucha jaha se uska ghar lagbhag 3 km ki duri par tha. sannata tha magar kuch dukano ki roshni se chalne me koi taklif nahi ho rahi thi...main road ke left side se rail ki patri thi jaha sannate me bhi mujhe 2,3 larke rail ke patri ke kinaare tatti karte hue dikh rahe the..mujhe apne dost ke ghar pahuchte hue lagbhag 10 o clock ho chuke thhe..maine sabse mulakit ki,fir humne khana khaya..mera kamra chat ke upar guest room mei lagwa diya tha..khana kha kar mai sona chala...room kafi accha tha aur chat pe hone ke karan kaafi acchi hawa aa rahi thi...subah uthkar,fresh ho kar maine nasta kiya,apne dost se kaha ki mujhe tera gaao dekhna hai..ab wo to khai shadi ke kaaran busy tha to usne mujhe kaha 'tu khud hi ja na,ja kar thora ghum ke aa,dekh lio hamara gaao'...to mai nikal para...aage chal kar mujhe do police waale raaste ki kinaare pisaab karte hue dekhe..unme se ek baar baar ghum kar mujhe dekh raha tha..kaafi gadraya sa gabru dehati police waala thha..gadraayi jism,mast baajuye aur chust pant pe mast gaand...mai bhi chalte chalte baar baar usse mur mur ke dekhne laga..dopahar ko khana khane ke baad mujhe neend nahi aa rahi thi to mai firse jara tahalne ko nikal para...iss baar mera iraada us police waale ko dhundne me thaa...mujhe jyada taklif nahi karni pari kyuki paas hi ke ek chai ki dukan par wo baitha hua hindi newspaper par raha tha..mai bhi jakar us chai ki dukaan par ja baitha aur ek pyaali chai mangwa di..
wo mujhe kafi der se ghur raha tha..ghurna kya,kaamuk bhari nigaho se dekh raha tha..mai bhi jakar uske baju me ja baitha...
achanak usne pucha 'naye lagte ho yaha par,pehle to kabhi nahi dekha'..
maine kaha 'ha,mai apne dost ki shadi attend karne aaya hu'
usne pucha 'naam kya hai'
mai ; 'rohit'
usne ; 'accha naam hai,mai ashok hu,yahi paas hi mei rehta hu akele,gaao bhagalpur,yaha transfer hua hai'
wo akela rehta hai,ye sunkar to mera dil khushi se jhum utha..maine aur thori baate ki aur fir pucha 'aap yaha akele rehte ho,bore nahi ho jaate?'
usne bola 'ha yaar,kya karu,luck accha ho to kabhi kabar tum jaise cute bande mil jaate hai..baatchit karne ke liye'...ye kah kar wo muskurane laga..
maine bhi muskurate hue kaha 'sirf baatchit karne ke liye?'
ye sunkar wo haste hue mujhe kaha 'ab baatchit ka matlab kya hai ye to shayad tum acchi tarah jaante hoge'..
to maine bhi usse mast isharo se taarne laga..sach me kya gadraya hua jism tha,sabse bariya jo usme lagi wo ye ke wo banda kafi hairy tha..khaki shirt ke upar se chhati ke baal dikh rahe thhe,haat bhi baalo se bhara hua tha...ye dekhkar to mera lund pant ke andar hi hichkole khaane laga...
maine aao dekha na taao,apna ek haat uske thighs pe rakh diya aur sahlane laga..wo ishara samajh gaya aur bola 'chalo,tumhara chai to kab ka khatam ho chuka hai,kahi chalte hai?'
maine kaha 'kaha jaane ka iraada hai?'
to wo bola 'chalo mere ghar'....
bas,mujhe aur kya chahiye thha,isi ek cheez ke liye to mai intezaar kar raha tha...turant bola 'ha ha chalo'...
baat us samay ki hai jab mai lucknow apne dost ki shadi me gaya tha...mera dost lucknow me ek chote se gaao me rehta tha..bus pe puri din sawari karne ke baad mai der raat uske gaao pahucha..bus se utar kar mai main road me pahucha jaha se uska ghar lagbhag 3 km ki duri par tha. sannata tha magar kuch dukano ki roshni se chalne me koi taklif nahi ho rahi thi...main road ke left side se rail ki patri thi jaha sannate me bhi mujhe 2,3 larke rail ke patri ke kinaare tatti karte hue dikh rahe the..mujhe apne dost ke ghar pahuchte hue lagbhag 10 o clock ho chuke thhe..maine sabse mulakit ki,fir humne khana khaya..mera kamra chat ke upar guest room mei lagwa diya tha..khana kha kar mai sona chala...room kafi accha tha aur chat pe hone ke karan kaafi acchi hawa aa rahi thi...subah uthkar,fresh ho kar maine nasta kiya,apne dost se kaha ki mujhe tera gaao dekhna hai..ab wo to khai shadi ke kaaran busy tha to usne mujhe kaha 'tu khud hi ja na,ja kar thora ghum ke aa,dekh lio hamara gaao'...to mai nikal para...aage chal kar mujhe do police waale raaste ki kinaare pisaab karte hue dekhe..unme se ek baar baar ghum kar mujhe dekh raha tha..kaafi gadraya sa gabru dehati police waala thha..gadraayi jism,mast baajuye aur chust pant pe mast gaand...mai bhi chalte chalte baar baar usse mur mur ke dekhne laga..dopahar ko khana khane ke baad mujhe neend nahi aa rahi thi to mai firse jara tahalne ko nikal para...iss baar mera iraada us police waale ko dhundne me thaa...mujhe jyada taklif nahi karni pari kyuki paas hi ke ek chai ki dukan par wo baitha hua hindi newspaper par raha tha..mai bhi jakar us chai ki dukaan par ja baitha aur ek pyaali chai mangwa di..
wo mujhe kafi der se ghur raha tha..ghurna kya,kaamuk bhari nigaho se dekh raha tha..mai bhi jakar uske baju me ja baitha...
achanak usne pucha 'naye lagte ho yaha par,pehle to kabhi nahi dekha'..
maine kaha 'ha,mai apne dost ki shadi attend karne aaya hu'
usne pucha 'naam kya hai'
mai ; 'rohit'
usne ; 'accha naam hai,mai ashok hu,yahi paas hi mei rehta hu akele,gaao bhagalpur,yaha transfer hua hai'
wo akela rehta hai,ye sunkar to mera dil khushi se jhum utha..maine aur thori baate ki aur fir pucha 'aap yaha akele rehte ho,bore nahi ho jaate?'
usne bola 'ha yaar,kya karu,luck accha ho to kabhi kabar tum jaise cute bande mil jaate hai..baatchit karne ke liye'...ye kah kar wo muskurane laga..
maine bhi muskurate hue kaha 'sirf baatchit karne ke liye?'
ye sunkar wo haste hue mujhe kaha 'ab baatchit ka matlab kya hai ye to shayad tum acchi tarah jaante hoge'..
to maine bhi usse mast isharo se taarne laga..sach me kya gadraya hua jism tha,sabse bariya jo usme lagi wo ye ke wo banda kafi hairy tha..khaki shirt ke upar se chhati ke baal dikh rahe thhe,haat bhi baalo se bhara hua tha...ye dekhkar to mera lund pant ke andar hi hichkole khaane laga...
maine aao dekha na taao,apna ek haat uske thighs pe rakh diya aur sahlane laga..wo ishara samajh gaya aur bola 'chalo,tumhara chai to kab ka khatam ho chuka hai,kahi chalte hai?'
maine kaha 'kaha jaane ka iraada hai?'
to wo bola 'chalo mere ghar'....
bas,mujhe aur kya chahiye thha,isi ek cheez ke liye to mai intezaar kar raha tha...turant bola 'ha ha chalo'...
TO BE CONTINUED...
